I used to think that you were really cool
Although I knew it was impossible

That you would ever want to get with me

All small and chumpy like a chimpanzee

But now we're older and we're out of school

You seem to think that I'm adorable

You're decorated like a Christmas tree

And you're all dolled up and you smell like potpourri

Where were you when I wasn't cool?

The shallow end of the gene pool

Thrashing about…

Now my songs on the radio

Suddenly I'm a Romeo…

You're hanging about

I hear you're thinking 'bout asking me out

Ain't it strange you want a piece of me now

What is it now that you see in me?

I'm all I was and will ever be

Could there be another side of you

Cause shit I really hate your attitude

So you think that I have really changed

You're superficial cause I'm still the same

You're so caught up in what I became

Back in school you didn't even know my name

Now my songs on the radio

Suddenly I'm a Romeo…

You're hanging about

I hear you're thinking 'bout asking me out

Ain't it strange you want a piece of me now

You wanna stick your fucking tongue in my mouth